computer generated happiness

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The character who came in from the outside walks up the steps to the library of the world, and once inside, sits down at an information kiosk and types:
“How do I find the meaning of life?”

After pressing the enter key, the screen showed a collage of images, words, sound-clips, and speech fragments while it worked on the answer, finally emitting a loud auditory generated token that resembled a rusty toaster reluctantly giving up it’s bread. Finally, it displayed one sentence:

Eat a potato.

This was followed by a half screen-full of biography links and references. With a shaking of the head, the character who came in from the outside typed the following:

“How do I find true happiness?”

More incessant randomizing of images that could be anybody…some person..somebody, maybe at a birthday party…in their past…..with the text of a book report this person had to write…under duress because of…their school assignment in the past that would be easy to do now….accompanied by a song this person sang with their friends when they were young and happy and prideful all the time seemingly…..

….finally emitting a loud auditory generated token that resembled the sound of a soft pillow’s dream, and displaying the words:

Launch root access shell
Run Control Panel
Go to Credential Manager
Go to User Credentials
Go to Generic Credentials
Click the item that starts with get:happiness.content
Click Edit
Enter User Name
Enter the auditory generated API token as your password
Save

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